Sunday, October 18, 2009

Circle Flies

>> > A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack
> Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he
> discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to
> belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
>> >
>> > As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that
> were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem
> with them circle flies?"
>> >
>> > Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what
> they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies.."
>> >
>> > "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around
> ranches.. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
> circling around the back end of a horse."
>> >
>> > "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a
> moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
>> > "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for
> the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."
>> >
>> > "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling > on
> once more.
>> >
>> > After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl
> says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

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