Vote for Barack Obama

Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.


Q. Why did Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.


Q. Why did David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.


Q. Why did Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she was running out of other crazy things to do.


Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.


Q. Did Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stalled first.


Q. How did Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.


Q. Why did Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.


Q. Why did sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.