Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Carter Fights Apartheid and Killer Rabbits

Carter hard at work as Hamas members prepare to launch fireworks in celebration. After finishing Habitat for Hamsters in San Francisco, President Jimmy Carter went on to start a new Habitat for Hamas project in Gaza, building new homes for families whose homes were destroyed by Israeli bulldozers in retaliation for suicide bombings.

Jimmy Carter says he feels “quite at ease” working with Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal. I've been meeting with Hamas leaders for years, I find them to be peace-loving people, and they are just misunderstood by bigoted Americans. If Israel would dismantle their system of Apartheid, and meet all the demands of Hamas, everyone could live in peace and harmony.

Habitat for Hamas will help with Hamas families housing problem, despite the group’s stated commitment to the violent destruction of the state of Israel, because you can’t always get prerequisites adopted by other people before you even grovel and beg.

Habitat for Hamas has shown that building homes does more than put a roof over someone’s head. It also provides them a environment for training, planning, and executing missions.

As a world peacemaker Jimmy Carter knows good, honest, well intentioned people when he sees them.
Proud new homeowner Shaul Thabet says, "Israelis bulldozed our old home accusing us of using it as a
base for suicide attacks. I am so proud of my husband.
I am happy that Allah has granted him the chance to be
a martyr. Soon our baby son will follow in his footsteps".

Whether it be Rhodesia, Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, or North Korea, Jimmy is able to highlight the errors of American foreign policy and show the world that thugs, dictators, despots, and fascists are people too.

Please support us in our efforts to legitimize Hamas, they are much more than just a terrorist organization.

(note polictical satire, no need to check snopes on this)

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