MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

A French doctor says 'Medicine in
my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is
so advanced that we can take half a heart out
of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be
outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We
recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois ,
put him in the White House, and now half the country
is looking for work.'